SG1 filk Stargate Whoosh!

by Tamy Pooh
date: December 16, 2003
Updated: December 21, 2003
no warnings, no spoilers
Disclaimers: not mine. Not the Stargate, the KaWhoosh, the Jaffa, jingle bells...none of it.
Challenge: rewrite a Christmas/holiday song to go with SG1. Or write a story.
Authors note: I really did not think up the challenge to go with the filk. Honest! *blink* See my innocence? I actually thought this in responce to the challenge idea, was in the shower and the chorus came to me.
Beta note: Mucho thanks to ShayAlyce of the Sentinel_Betas list who actually took the time (unasked!) to properly beta this silly little puppy.
Happy Winter Holidays to all!

to the tune of JINGLE BELLS, by John Pierpont, 1859

Dashing up the ramp,
P90 at my side,
through the 'gate we go,
running all the way.
Jaffa shoot at us,
making zatting noise.
How I wish our Daniel could
dial us up tonight!

chorus:
Stargate whoosh,
stargate whoosh,
stargate goes Ka-woosh!
Oh what fun it is to see
the stargate go ka-woosh!

A day or two ago,
I saw in a briefing
this planet had such trees
and lakes and no fishies.
I thought it oh so grand.
We needed some down time.
It seems so very calm.
I should have known right then

chorus:
Stargate whoosh,
stargate whoosh,
stargate goes Ka-woosh!
Oh what fun it is to see
the stargate go ka-woosh!

A day or two ago,
the story I will tell,
I went up the gate ramp
and through the wormhole -- whoosh.
My team was by my side,
their guns out "just in case",
and it's good that they were --
The Jaffa came that night!

chorus:
Stargate whoosh,
stargate whoosh,
stargate goes Ka-woosh!
Oh what fun it is to see
the stargate go ka-woosh!

We opened up with blasts,
guns blazing, oh so fast!
Those Jaffa thudded down
like fishes in a barrel
glad it was them falling down
not us this time -- yeah!
Oh what fun it is to see
those Jaffa fall tonight!

chorus:
Stargate whoosh,
stargate whoosh,
stargate goes Ka-woosh!
Oh what fun it is to see
the stargate go ka-woosh!

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Created on ... December 16, 2003