by Tamy, 4/27/01
"Sam?"
Never looking up from her book, Sam waved a distracted hand, "um?"
"Do you know what the hell an...um... an... obsend.... no...obsendad... no.... an ob-sen-ad " Janet finally, slowly, read out the word.
"Yeah, that's it," she stated, quite pleased, "an Obsenad... do ya know what it is, Sam?"
The blonde looked up from her book. Leaning forward, out of her comfy seat, she set the book on the coffee table. Slowly, she clasped her hands together contemplatively. Thinking for a few moments, she looked back up.
"Janet," she began, "you're a Chief Medical Officer, Doctor, in the Air Force, in a top secret facility, over 28 floors underground in a mountain, you travel to distant planets to lend medical aid to wounded. When you are home, you are in a life-based relationship with a fellow -female- Air Force Officer, while at the same time getting your kicks out of sex with a nearly 100 year old alien with this strange symbiote in his stomach."
Standing up, she took a step towards the- rather confused- brunette still sitting in the chair at her desk.
Taking a deep breath, Sam let it out slowly. Standing straighter, she placed her hands on her hips. "How the *hell*" , at this Sam threw her hands out to either side of her hips, in a plaintive gesture, "would *I* know, or even be able to guess at, what *you* consider *obscene*?"
Taking another deep breath, she stood there silently. Just looking at the now giggling woman at the computer.
"Sam," Janet giggled, barley able to look the taller woman in the eyes, "you can be so... so.. so... *blonde* sometimes!" Standing up, she walked over to Sam. Reaching up, she gently placed her hands on the slim shoulders.
Sam just looked confused.
"Sam, Honey. I didn't say *obscene*, I said Ob. Sen. Ad. She spoke slowly, enunciating the words. "Although.... that is something else to think about..." she finish, breaking off.
Swallowing her laughter, she turned back to the computer, "It's this list Teal'c is on. For some cop show or something. We missed taping X Files for him last week, and he asked on the list about a copy, and someone mentioned he had this obsen... whatever thing to do, since his question wasn't on topic. Whatever all that means."
Sam just stood, staring blankly and confusedly at Janet's cute, small back, watching her hair fall over her shoulders as she looked more closely at the screen.
"Oh," she replied blankly, tonelessly, "not obscene, obsen whatever. Got it."
Janet looked over her shoulder, to see Sam staring at her back, her backside. Giving her hair a flip over her shoulder, she reached forward and shut down the computer. Teal'c could check his own damn email when Jack and Daniel dropped him by on their way home later.
Grabbing Sam by the hand, she guided her back into the depths of the house, towards the bedroom. She wanted to contemplate some of this obscene obsenad stuff with Sam for awhile.
Note: An ObsenAd is for The Sentinel (m/m) adult list. Visit their archives at http:/www.squidge.org/archive/
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